“Torrid. It’s torrid, I tell you.”
Gran and I exchange a glance and a smile. Grandad’s always getting words wrong. Whether he does it deliberately just to make us laugh I don’t know. But his hearing’s getting worse so maybe it’s that.
Gran pulls him closer so her mouth is near his ear. “Don’t you mean horrid, Frank?”
He gestures at the TV, and I glance at the monkeys on the screen. Oh my, they’re definitely full of the joys of spring.
“As I said, with all that going on, it’s definitely torrid.”
I don’t know if you refer to what I think you are referring or it’s just my imagination being dirty but … uhh.
Rian’s Randomness
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Yep!
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They do it like they do it on Discovery Channel?????? 😉
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You’ve got t!
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lalalalalaaaaa 😉
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I love the little bit of dirty humor in this post.
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Thank you. Hopefully still suitable for family reading!
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I definitely think it is!
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Hahaha! Is that what they’re calling it nowadays, ‘full of the joys of spring?’
Wonderful. 🙂
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Well, if you’re a monkey, (or human), it’s spring, summer, Autumn or winter. Hope you’re feeling better today.
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Oh to be a monkey…
Feeling much much better thanks. 🙂
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Ba dum tis…
A well deserved rim-shot. Very clever.
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Thank you 😀
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Gramps may wear glasses and a hearing aid…but don’t be fooled by that.
Writer In Transit
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Yeah, Gramps doesn’t miss a trick.
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Hahahahahahahaa… No one suspected the extent of Gramps’ vocabulary, did they? 😉 Thanks for the chuckle, Kimberley—and happy A2Z day off tomorrow!
Guilie @ Life In Dogs (and member of co-host Damyanti’s team, D’s Company )
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Hi Guilie, thanks for stopping by. Hope you’re having a good weekend.
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I thought this was just my dirty mind but obviously it was meant that way 🙂 Great post
Debbie
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Thanks, Debbie😀
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Good ole Grandad!
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Man, you’ve got writing these shorts down to an art form!
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Aw, thank you! Really appreciate that. Hope your week goes well 😀
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