I love these challenges. Julia at http://www.juliasplace.org.uk gave us another photo prompt this week.
“It’s this darn chimney. It’s too tight. I can’t get down.”
“I told you not to eat that second slice of cake.”
“But mortals have such nice cake.”
“Don’t whine. Now, get down that chimney, and take the soul straight to the pearly gates. God wants a word with that one before it goes downstairs.”
“But he’s a baker and a good one.”
“He’s a baker who wouldn’t take no for an answer. Bastard. Take his soul and be done with it. Oh, and get me an Eccles cake when you’re down there.”